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REVIEW: Brach’s Tailgate Sweet Corn


Soccer season is again child!! For many of us, this implies combating off the Sunday scares with wing specials, shitty beer, maddening fantasy soccer outcomes and shedding half of your wage betting on the over. And in the event you’re actually doing it proper, hopefully going to a stay recreation and a killer tailgate get together.

In case your concept of tailgate is a cooler filled with a chilly beer, the corporate of your most rambunctious buddies, some cornhole and scrumptious meals scorching off the grill, then effectively… you don’t work for Brach’s.

Brach’sidea of tailgate is fruit punch and scorching canine flavored sweet corn.

Brach’s Tailgate Sweet Corn

Brach's Tailgate Candy Corn

Oh, Lord have mercy with this new Brach’s Tailgate Sweet Corn, accessible completely at Walgreen’s.

Bought a barf bag prepared? The featured flavors on this combine are:

  • Fruit Punch
  • Vanilla Ice Cream
  • Popcorn
  • Sizzling Canine
  • Hamburger

Brach's Tailgate Candy Corn

From left to proper:

Vanilla Ice Cream: I used to be constructive this one was presupposed to be popcorn as a result of I assumed the yellow base was for butter, however nope! It’s both to characterize a waffle cone or that any person took a piss in your vanilla ice cream. This one is usually non-offensive. It tastes like sweet corn with out the sweet corn taste, if that is smart? (It doesn’t!)

Fruit Punch: Spoiler alert – that is the one one I appreciated. It tastes like Kool-Support and is the closest factor to precise in the complete bag.

Popcorn: Once more, I assumed this one was presupposed to be the vanilla ice cream as a result of it’s principally plain white. It was the primary one I ate and it was like while you attain for a sip of milk at breakfast however by accident seize the orange juice, and briefly wish to vomit since you assume you’re ingesting essentially the most spoiled milk you’ve ever consumed. As soon as I re-calibrated my mind I spotted it tastes just like the Butter Popcorn Jelly Stomach jelly bean, which additionally occurs to style like ass.

Brach's Tailgate Candy Corn

Sizzling Canine: The excellent news is that it doesn’t style like a scorching canine. The dangerous information is that it tastes like a smoky dish rag. A Lunchables Sizzling Canine that you simply dropped in the bathroom could be considerably higher than this one. Completely vile.

Hamburger: The one good factor I can say about that is that it’s not as dangerous as scorching canine. The opposite factor I’ll say is, “F*ck you, Brach’s.”

Burning Questions:

  1. Why do you retain doing this to your self? I ask myself this every single day.
  2. Why do they preserve making meat-flavored sweet? Brach’s gonna Brach.
  3. Why am I going to purchase this anyway? As a result of we’re each freaks.

Place of Buy: Walgreen’s (Unique)

Score: Horrible out of 10

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