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Sunday, February 25, 2024
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NEW Crispy Hen Sandwich, Jalapeno Hen Fries & BBQ Bacon King

Sl33zy right here, the defacto unofficial Burger King correspondent for the Fatguyfoodblog. I have been going again on forth on BK’s fare for a couple of yr now, and we have had a little bit of a curler coaster relationship recently- and never like a enjoyable curler coaster at Six Flags however extra like an outdated, creaky picket one the place you are too afraid of it instantly collapsing to have any enjoyable. Final time I used to be there, I had mighty low expectations for the Whopperito, which truthfully ended up being the very best quick meals merchandise I’ve reviewed for this weblog. However do not you suppose for a sizzling second I am entering into there and anticipating a fluke like that to occur once more. 

On the time I wrote that overview, I used to be nonetheless basking within the afterglow of the Whopperito’s deliciousness. Nevertheless, now I’ve to reread the overview simply to imagine it really happened- it is like a dream I had whereas dozing off within the sizzling solar with a sombrero tipped over my eyes on the aspect of a busy interstate. It seems I have been burned by BK so many instances, even after a ten/10 expertise, they nonetheless could not salvage their repute with me. Actually, if it wasn’t for this weblog, I would most likely be okay with by no means setting foot in outdated BK once more.

However they only appear to maintain cranking out new shit, and I’ve bought a weblog to put in writing. So true to the outdated FGFB motto, time to spend my hard-earned cashola on the newest and probably-not biggest so you do not have to!

Due to sharing this weblog on my Fb web page and the weblog itself being powered by Google, I am continually barraged with aggressive quick meals advertising in my information feed- so I went in anticipating to strive the brand new Bacon King sandwich and the marginally much less new Jalapeno Hen Fries. I did not know that the exact same day BK was rolling out a brand new Crispy Hen Sandwich.

i made this in paint

Was it fortune that had introduced me there on this special occasion… or hubris? 

this was like $20…

To be sincere, hen sandwiches actually ain’t my sport. As I’ve talked about not too long ago, the purpose is misplaced on me. If you are going to bread after which fry hen why trouble placing it on extra bread? A dipping sauce would suffice simply effective right here. Meal full and assumably a job nicely executed. However for some purpose, any person sooner or later stated, “Nah man, there’s merely not sufficient bread right here. The floor space of a hen tender doesn’t precisely characterize my ardour for bleached flour. When consuming hen tenders I choose my bread to hen ratio to be at the very least 1 to 1. For each hen morsel I devour, it have to be absolutely padded in wheat.” Properly, whatever, I have been watching the Pengest Munch on YouTube not too long ago; that dude appears to have his shit collectively and he will get one each time… Possibly there’s just a few textural factor I am lacking right here.

However I am going to inform you precisely what textural factor I am not lacking: rubber! Which is precisely how I would describe this hen sandwich- QUITE RUBBERY. In actual fact, if I had dropped the factor as I rightly ought to have, little doubt it’d nonetheless be ricocheting across the restaurant. For actual, this hen patty crunched in a disturbing approach. My bites had been virtually form of snapping off, like consuming some form of microwaved hen jerky. Though the feel was disagreeable, the style is about what I used to be anticipating: a routine conjuncture of hen, bread and mayonnaise; the style that I think about one who enjoys quick meals hen sandwiches seems to be for in a quick meals hen sandwich. Most likely not that texture tho. 

contemporary out the wrapper

Holy shit- if that is the NEW hen sandwich what the fuck was unsuitable with the outdated one?!

The way forward for this meal appeared grim, however nonetheless I moved on to the Jalapeno Hen Fries (aw, how courageous of me.) 

yo this field can maintain at the very least ten extra hen fries

These had been good- the straw-like form of them supplied an additional crunch and would’ve made them higher to dip, if I had been supplied any dipping sauces. They had been a little bit greasy and a few had been oddly formed, however they tasted so a lot better than the hen sandwich I used to be grateful. Nevertheless, with “Jalapeno” within the identify, I used to be anticipating a little bit of a kick, however the spice sport right here was weak. If it weren’t for the bits of inexperienced on the skin, I would assume there had been a mix-up.


did you hear hen fries are authorized in MA now?

After consuming these oddities, the BBQ Bacon King in contrast was a lot too acquainted. Firstly, the quantity of bacon included on this sandwich warrants a reputation extra like “Bacon Jester”. So with that being the case, I am unable to actually even determine why this sandwich exists- BK already had a bacon cheeseburger, and it was simply okay. Sadly, the identical may very well be stated of this one- however with a boisterous sufficient identify to right away sprint my hopes.  

god I hope that was mayo

And so, I used to be proper to maintain my expectations low. Though the “Jalapeno” Hen Fries had been good, they did not even come near Whopperito degree, and even sufficient to make up for the terrible hen sandwich or common BBQ Bacon King. 

New Hen Sandwich: D.
Jalapeno Hen Fries: B-.
BBQ Bacon King: C+.

Assessment by sl33zy

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